((Optional Backing Guitar)) "Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems."

"Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer, use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun."

Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Build by me... and you best hope... Not pointed at you.."