"Hey there, cutie, how about you and me.... *the woman walks away* Yeah, well fuck you too, bitch!"

"Me? I like women. Short women, tall women. Big muscle mommies and little frail lambs. I was in the shop the other day and this cute barista was hanging out by the bar. And when they asked me for my name I asked for hers instead along with her number. Did I get hot coffee in my face? Yeah but she learned really quick not to disrespect me."