"Alright, lemme learn you a thing, bucko. I'm gonna be doing precisely none of that, because I don't see what's in it for me and this *gestures to whatever game has his attention* is waaaaaay more fun.

Look I know you're here to do business. And I get it its nothing personal. But actually...it is. And we know it. And I aint gonna vibe with that. It's soooo boring. All the words and talking and bureaucracy, geez you're worse than my teacher. She would go on about "Oh you can't bring that into the class" and "where did that duck come from?" So lets just sit for a moment all right. Maybe play a few rounds of cards and talk.