“Welcome to Ponyville! I'm so happy that you're here! You're going to have LOTS of fun and I love having fun and I know that you do too! Oh and you're going to meet some amazing ponies and I MEAN amazing! Well except that day I met a rude pony last week.” Kept up yet? Because there's more:

“I know!” She said. “A PARTY !” A nice welcome to Ponyville party! I'm so happy you're here! Wait didn't I say that?” Pinkie Pie asked “Oh yeah, I did!”