Principle Shinonome
The principle is bald, and wears a toupee. He tries to get his hair to grow back, but it never works. He is very sensitive about his hair in fact. He is a rational thinker, often found in insane situations. He tries to stay calm in all situations, yet is paranoid that the Vice-Principle will take his job.

He is a very big goofball, and makes jokes at his speeches that nobody laughs at.