wdy! I’m FLOWEY. FLOWEY the FLOWER! Hmmm… You’re new to the UNDERGROUND, aren'tcha? Golly, you must be so confused. Someone ought to teach you how things work around here! I guess little old me will have to do.

Why do you keep coming back here? Oh, I get it. You wanna be friends, huh...? You're PATHETIC. You REALLY think I want to be friends with YOU?