Howdy there folks! I'm looking for the low-down, scum sucking shitheel who murdered my sister! Now you folks wouldn't know anything bou't that?I hope none of yall are akin to lyin', because I don't like liars. Now I'm going to start kicking in doors, and if one of ya'll don't own up... Well I'm liable to get real angry.

Well holy shit! {ennunciate each word in this next sentence}You are creepy as shit! Damn, I damn near shit my pants. I've dealt with a lot of folk like you in my time, thinking their all high and mighty, trying to scare us off with their words.

You wanna know what I think, cause I have a guess. I'm guessin' you don't got the guts to "get messy". And well... Guts... they're a messy thing. Let me show you what they look like!