"Ah, yes. I'm trying to unmask this "mystery murderer". They've sure done a good job at keeping their identity as secret as possible. *Too* good, might I add. Unfortunately for me, they never seem to leave a trace behind, making this very difficult. But it's time we put an end to this injustice. We shouldn't have to constantly live in fear of this murderer coming and attacking us. Somebody's got to put an end to "the Mystery Murderer's" reign over our lives before this whole town is wiped out! It's now or never."

"Anyway.. How's the band, Devon? Are you guys planning on performing anywhere yet?"