Is this something I can tell people or is this like spiderman rules where whoever I tell is in mortal danger and will end up kidnapped by some evil dude as bait?

(Awkwardly) These journals… do they have to be like, like hand written? Cool cool cool, so what’s the possibility of me getting like, a magic 504 plan that says I don’t have to do that? I have dysgraphia. It’s sorta like dyslexia but for handwriting and spelling. Oh also I’m dyspraxic which makes the handwriting even worse and based on everything you just told me I’m guessing you want my work to be legible. I can type it out and make a digital copy or I can record myself reading the entries whatever is easier for you. I feel kinda shitty seeing this thousand year old system and saying you have to change it.

So I almost died five times in the last week and tonight will probably be number six so that’s fun. Can’t say that I expected to be hunting down the nightcrawler on a Tuesday night but this is my life now. (Twig snaps) (screams) Pinche gato. God. Ay, pendejo hermoso (Cat hisses). What was that for? Ok Ok backing away. (Beat) (Long and dragged out syllables, very embarrassed to be asking this. Trying to play it off) Heeeeey Theodoraaaaa…can you edit out me screaming? Thaaanks you’re the best.