Fallout: New Vegas - New Reno Radio
Parker M for Richard Starkey
The host of the Old School Music show on New Reno Radio. Richard Starkey introduces songs that would be typically heard in the world of fallout. Richard is a music elitest who believes that only old music is good music and everything else is basically blasphemy to music. No voice in mind, so go nuts.
We've got another classic coming up for so, so stay tuned. First, a word from our sponsers!
You hear a lot of people talking about this song. Johnny Guitar. A true classic for anyone that's spent a hot day hoofing it across the wasteland. Now some people say, this song is overhyped, overplayed, and downright aweful. To those people I say these simple words. Fuck. You. No seriously, fuck you. You are a fucking piece of human excrement stuck between the teeth of a diseased mole rat. You have the total emotional maturity of a infant if you aren't compelled by the pure emotion of Peggy Lee in this song. And don't get me started on that guitar. No one has ever played a few simple chords so ellegantly. You only hate it, because you lack the ability to do it yourself. It's genius. Pure genius. Simple as that.
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Very fitting, enjoyed it. Thank you for the auditon!