Ah yes, Mr Gardner, how good of you to call. Thank you for responding promptly. So many people don't respond at all, you know.

Oh, let me assure you, Mr Gardner, we are not selling anything. I would simply like about fifteen minutes of your time, please. I believe that it would be to your advantage to hear what I had to say.

Let me reassure you, Mr Gardner. There is nothing illegal about what we do. We simply do not seek the visibility and publicity that many other organisations seek. We simply wish to remain in the shadows, as it were. We value the privacy of our members.