Well, I'm happy to announce that I will be starting up a new, yearly clown pageant!

You might be a lunchbox, an action figure, Saturday morning cartoon. Hell, I might even make a sex robot of ya! I don't know! I mean, if we'll make money, sure. But it's not weird.

Tell you what: I'll let the hotties go on before ya, give ya some time to get your shit together! (quietly, but menacingly) Get your shit together, Fizzie. You're a bloody legend.