Voltron: Legendary Defender Abridged
SteveTheBunny for Zarkon
He's got daddy issues, which is his entire motivation for taking over the universe.
No, but seriously, a fatherless childhood led him to feeling unloved and unhappy, and now his goal is to destroy all love and happiness in the universe. He also hopes to find the kindest, sweetest, most caring individual to torture them to their breaking point and turn them into a weapon because he believes if he can do that, nothing is holding him back from his goals.
He also makes terrible puns.
Well, looks like we’ve reached our climax. Escort them to the coliseum immediately, so we can begin the breaking process. I’m afraid today’s just not your day, you old hag. Ha! Get it? Because your name is Haggar!
This is Zarkon
Back together
And I'm never going down at the hands of the likes of you
Because I'm so much better
And every part of me is saying "Go get 'er." ('Her' being the Black Lion)
Me and Haggar ain't gonna follow your rules.
Come at us without any of your fancy tools.
Let's go, just me and you.
Let's go, just one on two.(All of One Way or Another by Blondie in your best Zarkon voice)