(suave) You know what? I can blow my ex off for now. I’m gonna take you out. Take you somewhere special, where you can forget. Have a lil’ me time, you know. I think you deserve it.

(plotting) Do you think… We could pretend to be a thing? Like, redrom. Just until she goes away. She’ll fully shit herself, I swear. Just, you know. Don’t fall in love with me, kid. Hehe, just kidding. Really, don't though.

(over it) I’m not one of your little jades who have to listen to this crap. Ok, whatever, I’m not gonna get dragged back into this. You’re interrupting my date, Bronya. More like Boring-ya, lmaoooo. I’m actually trying to hang out with someone who’s not you right now, a real cutie.