Calmer Chameleons Podcast
swisscarlyknife for Children's TV Narrator
This would be a short series of sketches (5 or 6 episodes worth). I'm looking for a narrator that has a kid's TV quality to their voice (I'm thinking 70's British TV, but open to any submissions really). The Narrator speaks to the titular Noomies (think Moomins) who, rather than being the delightful fairy tale characters they appear, actually run a drug cartel. Over the course of the series, the narrator will muscle in on their business and each episode will tell a tale of their gangsta lifestyle.
Down at the bottom of the garden, in amongst the shrubberies, you may see something unusual; magical even. Visible only by the light of the moon, you may see, The Noomies! Why, I think I can see them now. Say hello, Noomies!
What’s that Little Noomie? Big Noomie has been injecting heroin into his urethra? What do you have to say for yourself Big Noomie!?
That’s right Big Noomie. Today we’ve learned that things always go a little smoother if we just learn to share. Goodnight Noomies!
