Calmer Chameleons Podcast
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Cutlet Chris
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Cutlet Chris has a business selling cutlets of meat to people. Unfortunately, Cutlet Chris is also rather too fond of his cutlets, and quickly gets aggressive if people don't want them.
Hi, I’m Cutlet Chris, and I’m here to tell you about my
cutlets!Do
you ever have a problem where you just really need a cutlet and can’t find one
anywhere? If you join Cutlet Chris’s Crazy Cutlet Club today, you’ll receive
lukewarm cutlets through the mail on a semi-irregular basis, thus solving the
issue of sourcing your own cutlets!You
will receive my cutlets. I will thrust my cutlets down your chimney. I will
wipe my cutlets all over your windscreen.
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