Calmer Chameleons Podcast
cocoban for ASMR Narrator
I need someone with a soothing, soft voice for a parody ASMR sketch. The idea is that, while supposedly being a soothing audio experience, the actual content is quite stressful for the listener, describing awkward and horrible situations. Open to this being a male or female voice as it could work either way.
Hello, my name is Simon/Simone, and I’m here to tell you about A S M R, or as us pros call it, Azthmer.
It describes the tingling feeling you’re getting from hearing my unique, soft, gentle voice. It can also be achieved by listening to tender touches on particular surfaces, such as tapping the lid of your grandma’s coffin.
Azthmer is an analgesic of audio origin; a perfect antidote to the hectic and chaotic lives that we all experience. It’s a safe space where the stresses of your daily life can be washed away, like a urinal cake sliding to the end of the trough.
