I am looking for a somewhat skilled Blitzø voice impressionist to have a conversation with my sister. This conversation will be through discord. You should be available to have this conversation at some point between April 12 and April 18, but that timeline isn't too strict, and I will work that out with whoever is casted. 

It is of the UTMOST importance that you know how to improvise as Blitzø to some degree, as this entire conversation will be unscripted. You must know the character well enough to do this. You also must be comfortable with swearing and vulgarity. 

My sister will probably ask questions, and you have to be ready to respond. AS BLITZØ. You will not have to answer truthfully, as long as you're responding how you think he would. I have put a couple example questions for you to respond to in the audition lines, but you must also be able to improvise your responses relatively fast. 

You do not need a super professional mic, as long as you don't sound like you're in a microwave. 

The conversation will last a maximum of five minutes (so $3/minute). Please put your discord in your audition. Thank you!