[Commanding] You! Report to the principal's office immediately for expulsion! Mushroom cuts violate the school hair code... It's a bowl cut? Fine, but you're walking on mighty thin ice.

[Despair] The cafeteria is out of salt…? But that’s the namesake for our whole school… What type of Vice President am I to allow such a travesty?

[Ambivalent] You two started a club that meets in the Janitor’s closet? Hm, I don’t recall such a club existing, but I also haven’t read this week’s ledger… Stay here, I need to confirm whether or not your lives are forfeit.