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Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been Who has been spotted cavorting around town After a seven-year absence Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program

So, the Cat demon is back in town Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well handily, I've got good news He's a loser, a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile But the demon is a coward!