Charlie Morningstar, hmm, *mumbling names from list* I'm not seeing you on my list here, that's so odd.

Oh, fuck! *nervously* Yeah, hoooo, hehe. Yikes, am I right? Are you sure you're in the right place? Because I think you might be a little lost.

Dearly beloved, it is my pleasure to say onto thee...♫ Welcome to Heaven, oh oh! ♫