(Annoyed) That fat old tabby never went into the woods! He’s hardly been beyond his own garden since his trip the the vet all he wants to do is eat and sleep!

(Acting tough) I’ll fight you again if necessary! (Confused)And what’s a kittypet? (Bluffing) if you’re the most dangerous thing this forest has to offer then I think I’ll be able to handle it

(Calm) why not find a twoleg with a nice cozy house instead you’re life would be so much easier there are plenty of house folks who’d take in a kitten like you, all you have to do is sit where they can see you and look hungry for a couple of days!