News Anchor: BREAKING news, this one’s gonna shock you folks, a video online has gone viral showcasing a talking pineapple creature causing chaos at a local storefront. The video that's taking the internet by storm demonstrates this pineapple, who was reportedly spotted in a local Fresh Mart, throwing grocery items at civilians and harming the store manager. The FBI released a statement via Twitter, claiming that they have looked into the incident and came to the conclusion that the viral video is all computer generated, but the world is not convinced. Many artists and CGI professionals have come together to investigate the footage on their own and are saying that there are no traces of fake imagery. Make sure to tune in tomorrow morning, an exclusive interview with the boss and his side of the story will air right here on SNC. This is Natalie Bester, SNC 7 News.

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