“An accident? Are you kidding me? You always had it out for me, ‘cus people liked me better. You wanted me gone because you were jealous - just wanting the spotlight. I looked up to you, I thought you were my best friend! You ruined my life! And, then you just left me… I lost so much because of you. And, you selfish piece of shit, you didn’t even care!”

“I’m the one and only Fizzarolli. Some of you might recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy-botic replicas from across the rings of Hell. Gloriously designed by the big boss herself, and uh… ribbed for your pleasure tonight. We have a great lineup for you tonight, Verosiko Mayday, Wet Dream, and The Squirtez!”

“Heya folks, where ya from? Oh Lust, love it there, obviously. Wet dreamsville, hah! Best pharmacies in Hell! Ragesburg well, nice to meet cha, partner. Ha ha, I don’t do accents. Fun! Ah, nice to meet you, too! Thank you so much for coming to the show!”