Codename ANACONDA --- Casting Villain Roles
cb droege for Carter
Madame Anaconda, your pathetic theatrics serve as poor excuse for your lack of adequate leadership skills. Your, so-called feminine talents seem limited to little more than flaunting your body in that idiotic costume. It is more than clear from the manner in which you conduct yourself around me, that you find me attractive. Don't try to hide the fact from me, especially not in an outfit that leaves so little to the imagination. I know practically every inch of you.
Now, regarding our latest status report, I- (he struggles to speak as his collar starts to constrict): I.....I can't *ulk* *ack* My......my lady, excuse me, it's-just-that-I'm- My c- my c-c-collar is barely functioning. It's getting tight. I- *glrrrk* *uck* I c-...I can't.....can't speak.
(strangling & barely able to choke out): I can't......I can't-pry-my-collar-loose. It's tight......even.......tighter-than....than-your....leotard- My lady! *Auck* Loosen it....quickly! I'm....I'm-going-to-suffocate!! *GAAAK* *KLLLRRK*