Maybe if you read a book instead of scheming against Dungus all day, you’d actually have a brain cell between the two of you!

Look, obviously kids shouldn’t drink and smoke, we all know that the only people who smoke and drink frequently are mustache-twirling villains

Fungus’ brother told Mrs. Nostromo from English class, who told her teaching assistant, Aubrey, who told Kimmy Kibble, who told Gordon Gorman, who told all the boys in the chess club, one of those boys told Harmony Holloway, who told Scout Sileno in song, who told Henry, who told Louis, who told Freddie, who told Alice, who told Charlie, who told Rosemary, who told Margaret who told our mom in a letter, which we found and read.