Calmer Chameleons Podcast

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Cutlet Chris
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Cutlet Chris has a business selling cutlets of meat to people. Unfortunately, Cutlet Chris is also rather too fond of his cutlets, and quickly gets aggressive if people don't want them.

  • Hi, I’m Cutlet Chris, and I’m here to tell you about my
    cutlets!

  • Do
    you ever have a problem where you just really need a cutlet and can’t find one
    anywhere? If you join Cutlet Chris’s Crazy Cutlet Club today, you’ll receive
    lukewarm cutlets through the mail on a semi-irregular basis, thus solving the
    issue of sourcing your own cutlets!

  • You
    will receive my cutlets. I will thrust my cutlets down your chimney. I will
    wipe my cutlets all over your windscreen.

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