(calmly) Your mother sent me to tell you that the NightWings have arrived.

(hissed, under her breath) I can’t believe I’m going to be marrying him. It’s supposed to be an honor - an honor to watch all my daughters die horrible deaths until the day my frozen head is put on the wall. What a disturbing fate - and a worse husband. He gave a diamond earring to her, very romantic, but the wrong dragon!

I want to be there too. I want to see his face when he realizes he’s not the great ice dragon’s gift to the world after all. When he discovered we’ve outsmarted him.