((Funny)) "With great power comes... well, a lot of responsibility. And the occasional pizza craving. Even superheroes need a snack break, right?"

((Sad)) "Life lesson: Never try to impress a date with superhero acrobatics. Trust me, it doesn't end well for your favorite pair of jeans."

((Funny)) "Villains always underestimate the power of a well-timed quip. Turns out, laughter is just as disarming as webbing, who knew?"