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 TG: oh no

TG: no dude

TG: you sassed me up

TG: we are in THE SHIT now

TG: together

TG: for the long haul

 TG: we're motherfuckin entrenched in this bitch

TG: you and me

TG: welcome to nam

TG: now grab my hand and shimmy your soggy ass off that muddy bank before charlie gets the fuckin drop

TG: hes the guy whos gonna read our vows

TG: im feeling pretty friggin MATRIMONIAL all a sudden

TG: take a look down by your foot see that little bottle

TG: stomp on that shit like its on fire

TG: noisy ethnic dudes are flipping the fuck out and waving us around on chairs til someone gets hurt

TG: im your 300 pound matronly freight-train

TG: and my gaping furnace is hungry for coal so get goddamn shoveling