Times being what they were, I accepted the job, --

retaining my balloon against the advent of a quick get-away. (laughs)
And in that balloon, my dear Dorothy, you and I will return to the
land of E Pluribus Unum!

Yes ....back where I come from there are men who do nothing

all day but good deeds. They are called phil...er -- er -- phil --
er, yes...good-deed-doers. And their hearts are no bigger than
yours. But! They have one thing you haven't got! A testimonial!
Therefore, in consideration of your kindness, I take pleasure at this
time in presenting you with a small token of our esteem and
affection. And remember, my sentimental friend that a heart is not
judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.

As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart! You

don't know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be
practical until they can be made unbreakable. I could have been a
world figure, a power among men, a - a successful wizard, had I not
been obstructed by a heart.