Hello and what’s the reason for seeing me today? Are you allergic to any medications? Do you have a history of stomach problems? Happen to know the date of your last physical exam? Well, if you ever need a checkup, just come see me.

Oh, you’re not feeling your usual self? How long has this been going on? Hmm. I think I have just the thing.

Ok, you’re going to feel a tiny poke, like a viper digging its fangs deep into your throat. I’m kidding around. You’re already cured. Just like that. I bet you didn’t even see or feel it. Here. That is for being a good patient.