The eccentric and honestly pretty creepy "coach" of an anomalous sport. He's got more than two problems, something he's admitted too more than once. Be it his (possibly bogus) midwestern accent, his questionable hygienics, or his odd tendencies with Marzipan.

Coach Z's accent is perhaps one of his most defining traits. Often, he'll mispronounce the long e and the short o sounds as "or" and "aer".

For some samples of style, Coach Z sounds like this, this, and this too.