(enthusiastic) Hello everyone, and welcome to the first episode of the Leo Valdez show on Hephaestus TV! I'm you host, Leo McShizzle Valdez, and we have a very special guest for you today! It's the one and only... Percy Jackson!

(serious, reading from a paper) *clears throat* "I apologize, my amazing fangirl, I do not wish to break your heart, therefore I am obliged to refuse because I am already taken. I hope you can understand. Sincerely, Leo."
(shouting) DID I SAY IT RIGHT, CALYPSO?!

(furious and desperate) NO, NO , NO!! I WILL NOT ALLOW ANY UNINVITED PEOPLE ANYMORE! THAT'S IT! ANNABETH, THIS NOT NOT YOUR TIME. I'LL INVITE YOU ANOTHER TIME! NOW, GET OUT!!