Guys please, it’s Christmas. We need to spread holiday cheer, not bicker. To spread love and joy, that’s the greatest gift anyone can give another. So let’s stop wasting time and get this over with.

While you guys argue, I’m gonna hitchhike.

Rudolph, why are you so negative all the time? Have you learned nothing? Everyone used to make fun of you for your clown nose and now you’re being a downer, “Oh we can’t do this”, “We can’t do that”. Think about that for a second.