ON THIS DAY THE DARK CARNIVAL REJOICED AND SAID IT WAS MONEY

NOW BRING TO LIFE OUR WICKED RUSE WITH APLOMB MY NINJA

OUT LORD AWAITS YOUR SERVITUDE AND TUTELAGE AT ONCE

WE SHALL NOW BUST OPEN THESE BITCHIN ELIXIR FORTIES

THERE IS NO NEED TO APPROACH THE YOUNG MISGUIDED EMPRESS

SHE REMAINS BLISSFULLY UNAWARE OF THE MACHINATIONS WHICH TRANSPIRE BETWEEN THE HEROES OF RAGE

LET HER TRY TO RAISE HER PATHETIC ARMY OF SOULS. SHE WILL BE DOUBLE SLAIN BY OUR LORD LIKE ALL THE OTHER MIRTHLESS HERETICS

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM