Now, now, Rosie, you know  better than to get on Lillith's broom. That thing's dangerous, buuut it's the cheapest they have so I'm not returning it for a different one.

I hope the broom insurance covers actually bein' used as a broom.

[sadly] Lillith...you and I both miss your mother, and you know that...but stop complaining about it. Why? [more cheerful] Because she'll be back next month with more money! Just a business trip! Not like she's cheating on me.