"I wonder if the Split-chins have secret parties we're not invited to... what would that be like, you think? I can't imagine one blowing up balloons... they'd just pop, right?"

"Man this place is hotter than... than... ah shit, I dunno, a place that's really hot! I'm not a fuckin writer, okay!?"

"Man, if I knew that ending the war would be this fuckin' boring I might've rooted for the aliens. At least getting glassed is interesting."