Second, I have no intention of discarding this ring, now or ever.

Wheels are already in motion, Meenah.

 Irons are heating up as we speak!

I was a cool pir8te. The 8est pir8! I lived a long time, had amazing adventures, got all the treasure, then died. That's all she wrote!

I can't say I 8lame you for 8eing speechless. There are no dou8t hundreds of questions swirling in your head at once a8out these wonderful creatures.