Midnight Pals: The Tale of the Tell-Tale Heart
Greg Pseudonym for David DeCoteau
Minor role (7 lines). A rival director who butts heads with Roger Corman and Dario Argento over the right way to adapt Edgar Allan Poe's work into a movie. Enthusiastic and kinda doofy. Loves making films with not-so-subtle homoeroticism and everyone showering in their underwear for no reason. Kinda doofy.
- english
- male adult
- american
[INTERRUPTING A PRODUCTION MEETING BETWEEN ROGER CORMAN, DARIO ARGENTO AND EDGAR ALLAN POE] Hey, I heard you're making a Tell-Tale Heart movie in here? That's right, it's me, David Decoteau!
Listen, Roger, Dario, Edgar, you gotta let me take a crack at this story. My films are known for their thrills, high concept gothic horror, and subtle homoeroticism! (PAUSE) Okay, overt homoeroticism.
First of all, in my vision, all that stuff about showing skin? We’re nixing that. We're showing tighty-whities! Everyone's showering in their underwear.