(Somewhat bored tone) Good morning, Westville! Looks like the sun will be shining all day today. A lovely change of pace from the acid rain yesterday, isn’t it? Well, no need to fear, folks. Your umbrella will not dissolve on your way to the bank on this beautiful day! Although there is a slight chance of green snow in downtown again, which as we all know is harmless to everyone except those without Farmers Insurance. And speaking of which, today’s broadcast has been brought to you by -

…and that’s just how we roll here in Westville. Anyway, aside from the poisonous Big Macs convention that happened last Tuesday, the last thing on our Week Recap session today is a statement from the Department of Wildlife. The rats that were previously hanging from the Singing Tree have all begun to levitate on the spot, moving in sync with the rhythm of the tree’s music. Way to go, furry friends. Now, moving on to today’s top hits, let’s hear -