"I may not seem like it, but I sometimes wish that Santa Claus actually existed. Although if he did, I'd have to arrest him for breaking and entering."

"So, you're going to go have cake now? I missed lunch today, so I'm quite hungry myself... Oh, am I mistaken? I thought I heard something about delicious pancakes... No matter."

"Once they lost public support, someone they thought was their greatest enemy lent a hand... That's the same strategy used in romance, wouldn't you agree?"