YOU! You bastard! It's your fault this happened to me. I'm going to make you suffer!

That's a long f***ing story and one I'm not going to bother telling you. I had a life, and you f***ed it up. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't incinerate your ass.

Goddamnit, I knew there was something fishy about those f***ers. I figured either you would find Murff or get yourself killed. Either way, I win. As it turns out, Johannes has the doctor, you're still breathing, and I'm a f***ing zombie. Now, I know I'm jinxed. *sigh* Sorry I played you.