You're going to sing the theme song. It's pretty much exactly the same as the normal one but I changed like two lines. Here's my new version:

Ducky Mo Ducky Momo

Ducky Mo Ducky Momo

Ducky Mo Ducky Momo

He’s your very best friend

Who’s absolutely the bomb bomb?

For every molly, jack, gib, and tom tom?

Who’s the fuzzy enjoyment?

Make fun with Ducky Momo!

Ducky Mo Ducky Momo

He’s your very best friend

If you don't know what a molly, jack, gib, and tom are, they're basically genders for cats. Molly is girl, tom is boy, gib is agender, and jack is nonbinary.

One big thing to note when singing this is that you don't sing the 'every' for very long. In the original, it's like 'for eeeeveerryy giirllll and boy boy' but in this is more fast-paced so we can fit more words in the same time slot 'for everymolly jack gib and tom tom' you should start saying molly right after you say every, otherwise the timing is all wrong.