Do you have a good narrator voice? Because this role is the most stereotypical narrator voice you can think of. I want you to sound exactly the same as some guy in his thirties who is not getting paid enough for this, but somehow manages to muster up enough energy to actually sound like he cares about this kids show. In other words, I have no idea how to describe this just look up how the narrator sounds in the Ducky Momo segment from Ferb TV, that's what I want.. but like the one difference is, I want there to be this subtle but distinct feeling that the narrator is talking down to the audience.. like this guy is talking to these kids like they're 3 months old, he does not care about them at all, he does not even consider them worth his time, just that kind of patronizing type feel, you know? He should still sounds nice, though, he is getting paid for this, after all, even if you aren't.