Welcome to a new total drama season! Same old contestants. More Brutal! .... Wait, Atleast I hope. But anyways, Here we are! Crystal Waters? Chef, I told you to name it TOTAL DRAMA SUNSET ISLAND! What the heck. Guess we are sticking with "Crystal waters." Anyways..

Today we are going to do a talent show... Not even any kind of talent show! We are going to California, where America's Got Talent is set up. Now get on the.... Well... plane. This plane was here since 2007, it always stayed here. Now we might have to do some... Construction on this plane. To make it more dangerous! Well it's time for a musical number. Who could have guessed? And this wheel will determine who is going to sing.. Yes, a solo! Can't wait to see all the scared competitors! Ha! Gwen, you will be singing. Yes, it IS HAPPENING. Well I better get Trent for this! Hey Trent come on I got a surprise for you! It's... Gwen singing! On purpose because of me, hahahaha! Now start your "Crappy Song," huh?

That was..... Ok. Can you stop? We're here now! Everyone, it's our field trip! Now let's start that talent show.