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(having conversation with Alaister about his magic training)

"Nothing matters, but mattering is an overrated notion, you know? That's why self-improvement is so important. It's not for some singular purpose, its just, there's nothing else, you know? I have to do better, Alaister, and I promise, I will do everything in my power to not embarrass you with mediocre output."

*upon being told his work was excellent*

"Oh. Excuse me for a moment."

(runs out of office, stops running at the mermaid's pond)

"Whoooooo! I didn't suck today! Take that mermaid pond! Go back to your Peter Pan bullshit or whatever, you all told me I sucked but not today!"

(mermaid lunges at him)

"Wait! Please don't drown me! I've never felt like this, I'll probably suck tomorrow, you can drown me tomorrow!"

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