Hello, to whomever’s viewing this sacred piece of media… tis I, Vincent… but I also go by the nickname bestowed upon me… which is Vinnie. [snort] I’m a huge fan of Total Drama, as you can tell by my MANY posters. But, I actually have an ulterior motive for auditioning… I saw this noob, Aaden, applying, so I’m gonna 1-up him! I obviously can’t let a normie streamer win the MILLION bucks! [snort] Some may call me “Dork” or “Dweeb,” [mockingly] but as you can tell, I’m prime male material. Look at me, I’m pretty sick [laugh (he’s totally flexing the muscles he doesn’t have to the camera)] Just know, I’m gonna win, so I suggest all you losers trash all your audition tapes…right about… NOW.