There: I've reserved us a table for two at this low-income restaurant in your area. Set your calendar for tonight, and cancel all your appointments for the rest of the day. Come in your best attire; I expect you to look like money.

Capitalism doesn't wait for the slow and poor! You should know that, considering you're terribly small and malnourished.

Hehe... you'll be all mine to spoil and corrupt as I see fit! You will be my magnum opus! You, Ever, could become the face of capitalism itself! Wouldn't that be grand?