(thinking) what the fuck is she doing- Are you kidding me? she's been on my back about dating her for as long as I've known her! Is she really trying to seduce her to get back at me? You're kidding.

fuck fuck fuck! stupid little bastard just had to get in the way, of course I was gonna act out what did she expect?!

shit- fuck- oh my god- are you okay- I- I need to get to him... Oh I'm gonna puke...